Attn: Irresponsible, neglectful, foul-mouthed parents whose offspring are turning out to be "chips off the old blocks"! Now, there's a genuine excuse you can hide behind! Are you getting nasty stares because your kids are being obnoxious? Are people reprimanding you because your kids are in the habit of throwing tantrums? No problem! Now you can blame all that on a certain Mr. Tiger Woods. Granted, he is acknowledged as the greatest golfer ever, but your little brats have the birthright to decide which aspects of Tiger's nature they wish to emulate, don't they??!!
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